It’s all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:
- Covid-19 vaccines;
- Fluoride in toothpaste and tapwater;
- Chemtrails;
- a horrendous diet and little exercise;
- pride flags
It’s all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:
WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You weren’t supposed to eat them smh
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Right, but if I stop now, how am I going to perform my magic flag butthole trick? checkmate
gnutrino@programming.dev 11 months ago
You shove them up your butt, otherwise you can only do it once. Duh.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Technically you could do it again but it’s even less recommended than the original
oce@jlai.lu 11 months ago
But they look like sweets :/
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eating the frigging pride flags are making the frogs gay!