I just want one with a built in, automatic poop knife
Comment on Smart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.
tdawg@lemmy.world 1 year ago
No. I’m tired of everything becomeing “high tech.” Stop putting buttons and lights and nobs on everything. I just want to buy it once and not worry about it needing a fucking wifi connection
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just stick a garbage disposal in there that turns on every flush. As long as you aren’t shitting out whole nuts and bones it should work.
fristislurper@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Way ahead of you: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maceration_(sewage)?wprov=s…
shasta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Luckily, you can just choose to not buy this one
mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
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idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah but now you can see the weight of your poops and compete with family and friends on the leaderboard.
chakan2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
SaS
devfuuu@lemmy.world [bot] 1 year ago
With some mobile apps, in app currency and some gamiffication (aka predatory tactics) like trophies and leader boards and pay for win features, I could see making lots of money from poop a very legit business.
chakan2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And thus the smart toilet was born…only 9.99$ a month for unlimited flushes, or .99$ per flush.
(Additional water usage charges may apply)