In a fit of rage, she threw her self back in preparation for a rolling tantrum without anything to catch her.
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dingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How did that even happen? It looks like some invisible force yeeted the baby to the side?
Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I’d be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.
amio@kbin.social 11 months ago
Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.
The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.
Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole ass new life has to work and pay taxes for 80 years? I’m still not over it.
tym@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The smart ones off themselves by age 5!
dingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??
codRL@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Yeah I loved through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn’t just like… win the game.
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Best is when you’re holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that’s when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.