Comment on kamikazed herself

dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Specific_Skunk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole ass new life has to work and pay taxes for 80 years? I’m still not over it.

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    • tym@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The smart ones off themselves by age 5!

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??

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    • codRL@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah I loved through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3.

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      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn’t just like… win the game.

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      • killeronthecorner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Best is when you’re holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that’s when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.

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• Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  In a fit of rage, she threw her self back in preparation for a rolling tantrum without anything to catch her.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I’d be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.

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• amio@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.

  The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.

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