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LotrOrc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• hypertown@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well I like dogs but they certainly aren’t angles

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  • vox@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Punmonster69420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you for the info, now I know what I kneeded to know

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  • mojo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Idk my lil Pomeranian is pretty obtuse

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    • TORFdot0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I bet she is acute-y ^God ^I ^hate ^myself ^for ^that

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• AquaTofana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Right? These comments are wild. I used to browse r/dogfree because I thought it was (mostly) satire and OTT on purpose, and I’d laugh at a lot of it. I thought it was parodying something else.

  Every once in a while there’d be stories that made me empathize and feel bad for the person, like some people were saying that they had severe debilitating allergies and they couldn’t frequent their favorite restaurants anymore because pet patios were installed - yeah that sucks.

  Some stories were even straight up super sad, like people who were traumatized from being bitten/attacked earlier on in their lives. Yeah - I’d probably be wary of dogs too if that happened to me.

  But the vast majority of those comments were like “OMG DOGS STINK AND THEY SLOBBER EVERYWHERE. HOLY SHIT THEY LICK THEIR NUTS LOL FUCK DOGS AMIRIGHT?! THEY POOP ON THE FLOOR - GROSS.” I genuinely thought those were purposeful parody stories because hating dogs for just existing is such a…weird stance.

  Apparently it’s a thing though 🤷‍♀️.

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  • roboticide@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wanna know if they all applied those sentiments to all pets.

    There isn’t a single domesticated animal that isn’t “gross” and has to be cleaned up after constantly. Dogs will shit on the floor when you don’t let them outside to shit in nature, but a cat doing what it’s supposed to do will shit in a box you have to empty regularly and shreds your furniture for fun. At least dogs only lick their balls, cats have the flexibility to straight up lick their assholes.

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    • EddoWagt@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can train a cat to shit in the toilet and flush. Also, we accidently locked our cat out of access to the litter box at night ones and he shat in the corner of a closet, which I honestly just found very sad but polite

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      • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t know if that’s possible with every cat. Some cats are smart and some cats are dumb, just like people. Not only that, but even if the cat is smart enough, sometimes they just don’t want to listen.

        Have you trained your cat to do this? I don’t even know where you would start.

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  • VoilaChihuahua@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Edgelords gonna edge. You like something common and popular? Well I don’t because I’m incredibly unique and tragically misunderstood - just like the other thousands of people whose sentiments I echo. Replying makes me a hypocrite, but pondering other’s self-imposed misery is a waste of your time. If we magically exterminated these pesky “x” all that pissy emotion would just transfer to the hot new “y”. Any reason to complain will do. It’s the act itself that releases the cortisol.

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  • johnlobo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    are you human?

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    • AquaTofana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Last time I checked

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      • johnlobo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        bad bot

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• mojo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah I get a lot of online content is about cats, but hating dogs is just weird as hell

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• Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I personally hate any animal that poses a significant danger to me. So as much as I hate caracals, tigers, etc while loving cats, I hate large dogs that are aggressive, are able to kill me and if they decide to do so, I wouldn’t have too much of a defense against them. Anything else is fine by me.

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  • dustyData@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A cat could kill you, easily. They literally have razor sharp claws in all their legs, a well placed puncture or even an infected cut could endanger your life. Cats have, rarely, killed babies. They are literally mostly carnivore tiny tigers who kill for a living.

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    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cats can also carry infection diseases on their claws, including toxoplasmosis.

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      • HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cats prefer warm meat, so if you die and they are hungry they are multiple times more likely to start eating you.

        Dogs at least will wait until its a survival issue.

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