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• ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  His head is on… backwards!

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  • PapaStevesy@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why didn’t anybody tell me my ass was this big?

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    • bobby_hill@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We ain’t found shit!

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      • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Tuvok: “We have not located fecal matter.”

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  • VindictiveJudge@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or that pig that turned inside out and exploded.

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    • dmonzel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or that Vulcan science officer that turned inside out.

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• I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  At least they have a better safety history than the fucking holodecks.

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  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You just know there is a software engineer in Starfleet who was repeatedly reminding their superiors that leaving the “safety protocol” feature as a user option would end in disaster.

    They probably eventually got word of Picard’s debrief from First Contact too, and subsequently shut up about the matter. Innocents were one thing, the borg another, apparently.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Fucking holodecks” is redundant.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Choo Choo time.

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