Comment on Am I? Who knows

bobby_hill@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Stamets@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You and a significant amount of individuals in Starfleet apparently. I can’t say I blame them too much. After all the shit that’s gone horribly wrong? They have a point.

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  • ramble81@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    His head is on… backwards!

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    • PapaStevesy@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why didn’t anybody tell me my ass was this big?

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      • bobby_hill@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We ain’t found shit!

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    • VindictiveJudge@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or that pig that turned inside out and exploded.

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      • dmonzel@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Or that Vulcan science officer that turned inside out.

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least they have a better safety history than the fucking holodecks.

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    • peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You just know there is a software engineer in Starfleet who was repeatedly reminding their superiors that leaving the “safety protocol” feature as a user option would end in disaster.

      They probably eventually got word of Picard’s debrief from First Contact too, and subsequently shut up about the matter. Innocents were one thing, the borg another, apparently.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Fucking holodecks” is redundant.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Choo Choo time.

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• The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Old McCoy in his TNG cameo was right.

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• jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You the infinite molecular clones of you die every time.

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  • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    nah

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• troydowling@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What a Barclay.

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  • bobby_hill@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Proudly so, ha

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• triclops6@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yup, I’m taking the stairs

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  • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    From orbit to the planet? That’s at least a dozen flights of stairs.

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