BLUE UNICORN
Hey, Charlie. Hey Charlie, wake up!
PINK UNICORN
Yeah Charlie. You silly sleepy-head, wake up.
(Charlie wakes up and looks at the two)
CHARLIE THE UNICORN {Groans}
Oh God, you guys, this had better be pretty freaking important. Is the meadow on fire?
BLUE UNICORN
No Charlie. We found a map, to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain, Charlie.
PINK UNICORN
Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain. Come with us, Charlie.
BLUE UNICORN
Yeah Charlie, it'll be an adventure. We're going on an adventure, Charlie.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, (puts his head down and closes his eyes) go back to sleep now.
(Blue unicorn flips onto Charlie’s back and starts bouncing on him)
BLUE UNICORN {Jumping onto Charlie’s back}
Noooo, Charlie. You have to come with us to Candy Mountain.
PINK UNICORN
Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain. It's a land of sweets and joy...and joyness.
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Please stop bouncing on me.
BLUE UNICORN {Still jumping up and down on Charlie}
Candy Mountain Charlie.
PINK UNICORN
Yeah! Candy Mountain!
CHARLIE THE UNICORN
Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!