Comment on MEGA FLAG

• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They wanted an explanation about why all species are humanoid, mostly because makeup on an actor is cheaper than making unique species. the explanation sucked, no explanation could have worked.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    why there are no toilets on any federation ships

    No way, half the time JLP says he’ll be in his ready room he means he’s heading to the porcelain captain’s chair to fire off some earl grey torpedoes.

    In the future you can choose to deuce the traditional way or have it beamed directly out of your colon, and Picard loves his photon bombing rituals.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I’ve held that theory for years. that due to teleport tech, people no money need toilets, as urine and fecal matter gets teleported out.

      And part of Starfleet training involves potty training, where they have to train on how urinate/defecate during away missions.

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Do teleported urine and feces leave vacuum behind? Because that would mean massive cavitation bubbles in both the bladder and the rectum, immediately collapsing with a loud bang and a momentary increase in temperature over 100°C.

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Photon < Quantum < RECTUM TORPEDOS (or rectal, if you prefer)

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I agree. You gotta look at it like when a love theater actor starts pulling red scarves outta their shirt when their character gets stabbed. Obviously it looks nothing like real blood but bruh. Pipe down and enjoy the play, OK? For a while I followed somebody on tumblr who did art of what each species might look like if star trek had way more sfx resources. They were also a massive scaly LOL a looot of the art was garak/bashir

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      although honestly, a play where someone gets stabbed in the first scene, and all the actors are horrified by the fact that instead of bleeding and dying, a red scarf comes out, they see he is still breathing but unresponsive. then they spend the rest of the play having an existential crisis slowly realizing that they are in a play and they will all cease to exist when it’s over.

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        ‘Rosencranz and Guildenstern are Dead’ is sorta this.

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      • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Holy shit, please write that.

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• usernamefactory@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Someone needs to watch Discovery.

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  • AppleTea@lemmy.zip ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Discovery’s last season took place in a dilapidated, far-future federation that forgot how to build Genesis Devices.

    I saw the first episode of it, was reminded that better episodes exist in TNG, and watched that instead.

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    • usernamefactory@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨minute⁩ ago

      Ouff, Genesis. Some kind of planetary scale replicator that starts working after it’s blown up. Good enough as a McGuffin for one story, but probably better left forgotten given how little sense it makes.

      Anyway, it failed to create anything stable and almost everyone who was working on it was killed, right? A literal dead end.

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