Comment on Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.

SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Chances of you experiencing the apocalypse - Zero

  Chances you will get trapped in an Cybercuck and be unable to get out - Not Zero

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And the apocalypse will have working charging stations.

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    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Jokes aside. You can build you own solar charging station for a few grand.

      Not a lot of people can build their own oil extraction and refinement system in their backyard.

      On the flip side, might be a good time for everyone to learn about wood gasifiers.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_gas_generator

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Will a tesla even start if the internet is down?

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  • spectrums_coherence@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Elon is both building the “apocalypse-proof” (they are not) truck and the apocalypse (he really is)

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    • Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When they say “apocalypse-proof”, what they actually mean is that the people outside are protected from the localised internal apocalypse occurring within the vehicle.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Let’s face face it. The most likely apocalypse is an economic crash brought on by the kind of crop of idiots. Not sure how a car is going to help with that.

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• arcine@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He meant apocalypse proof from the INSIDE, duh ! If all hell breaks loose inside, it won’t get out, and neither will you !

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