Comment on ‘Smart underwear’ measures how often humans fart

• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, I can tell without any tech. If my fart smells very strongly like shit, there’s shit in my butt that needs to come out. 🤷‍♂️

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I guess I was assuming they wanted a forewarning, to prevent finding out the hard way that it was a shart not a fart

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe something like a meat thermometer would work. Probe sits inside your butt and gives a warning beep when it detects poo instead of gas.

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