Comment on Positive affirmations from your favorite captains
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 week agoNo fucking way. Janeway like her coffee SO MUCH (how much is that, you ask? I will tell you, she loves her coffee SO MUCH!!) that she would even go to the extreme ends of not murdering someone to get it.
Possibly not Tuvix though, bc fuck that one guy in particular.
But a normal everyday murder, on a Tuesday, she would absolutely forego in order to have her coffee fix.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 week ago
Lmao, given the choice between coffee and killing Tuvix she would still kill Tuvix. Like any good captain.
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 week ago
We all have to make sacrifices, in order to kill Tuvix.
But the important thing is, can she find a way to also get coffee out of the situation?
If the answer is anything at all related to proton torpedos, then the answer is an obvious yes!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 week ago
Well, she could have airlocked Tuvix & fired a photon torpedo at him just to see if a cute flower and some commander would pop out. Or perhaps coffee, you never know until you try.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 week ago
…Unless you seduce Q … Then you can basically ensure coffee…