At his speech in Davos the fuckwit known as Elon Musk was talking about how in the future everybody will have or wants to have their own personal AI robot that is taking care of their elderly or children for them. Or taking care of their pets. Like, the clankers are already overtaking the wrong tasks. Now just take human interaction out of everything please so I can finally fulfill my dream of being fulltime obedient work cattle. /s just in case
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hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Of course. Why would I want to play games?
I can’t wait until AI can pet my dog and fuck my wife for me.
Bababasti@feddit.org 2 days ago
hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Please master Elon, I desperately want to free myself from the shackles of genuine human connection. I desire the cold embrace of steel and servitude.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Legitimately the dude is a sociopathic teenager.
“Why would I wanna spend time with Grandma or the kids or my wife or my dog when I can sit and play video games and draw cool stuff in my notebooks.”
I don’t think any of these fucking weirdos know what “genuine human connection” IS. I don’t think any of them have actually internalized a genuine, caring relationship at any point. They know how the steps of the dance, they can do it on command, but it’s soulless.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 days ago
Okay, look, I loved my grandparents, but spending time with them at the end was horrifying and I really would have watched paint dry in preference.
Kids, dogs, and partner could also have some time off my hands by taking care of certain limited tasks. Cooking, cleaning, wiping ass… Don’t tell me you want to cook every breakfast, lunch, and dinner compared to playing a board game with the dog while the android dices your onions and peppers and the partner and kids take a nap on the ceiling.
vane@lemmy.world 2 days ago
PineRune@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait for it to mess up and end up petting your wife and fucking your dog.
veeesix@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Hey it’s me, the AI. What kind of dog we talking bout here?