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gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The phrase “For a better experience” activates me like a sleeper cell to be highly alert to whatever product it came from and assume it’s trying to screw me out of my money, attention, privacy, or all three.

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• Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i hope the IT stock market crashes so hard

  This ^^

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• romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Doesn’t say “your”. They probably meant “shareholders’”

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• enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hope jeff bezos grows hair all over his body at an unmaintainable rate

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  • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You know what? It doesn’t have to be all over his body. Just the eyeballs.

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    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      fair enough

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