They call this move the handjob dance.
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MTZ@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠agoI sorta understand, I guess. But having president whatshisnuts as your figure of manhood is already a joke in itself, but elevating him to a messiah like figure is just crazy.
Fedizen@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
MTZ@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
I feel 21% less masculine after watching that. But thatâs probably just an anomaly idk.
scala@lemmy.ml â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Air dicking
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Dave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off to giraffes.
Fedizen@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
As funny as it sounds I donât know enough about giraffe penises to know how accurate that statement is.
BranBucket@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Helps if your world view is shaped by people who are continually telling you that heâs a figure of manliness, while continually playing off your fear and insecurity for profit and political gain.
MTZ@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨weeks⊠ago
Thatâs absurd AF but it actually does make sense in a weird, twisted worldview sort of way. Thanks for the explanation!