Notice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself
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w00tabaga@lemm.ee 9 months agoThird kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider the Polka masturbation.
thorbot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
oolio@feddit.de 9 months ago
Do you masturbate to reproduce?
Seventhlevin@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Shit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.
djsoren19@yiffit.net 9 months ago
You still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.