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thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
First wish: all humans turn blue for 24 hours after masturbating
Second wish: reverse all human digestive tracts so food goes into anus and excretion comes out of mouth, trump style
Third wish: reproductive organs are all removed and humans mate by doing The Polka for 6 consecutive hours.
Love, Satan
Funnily enough, the third wish is actually one of the most positive things that can happen here.
Now people will fuck each other all day without having to worry about getting pregnant. No pills, no implants, no hormone. It’s just good ol’ pleasure now.
I’m blue, da ba dee da ba di
w00tabaga@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Third kind of makes the first one pointless. Unless that is, you consider the Polka masturbation.
djsoren19@yiffit.net 1 year ago
You still feel horny urges, but baby can only be created via intense accordion action. It’d be a real blessing, the most effective form of contraceptive available.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Blessing”. Weird Al would have his hands full pretty quickly.
thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Notice how I said reproduction specifically. You could still pleasure yourself
oolio@feddit.de 1 year ago
Do you masturbate to reproduce?
Seventhlevin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Shit damn. I can’t masturbate OR polka without turning blue? That really is diabolical.