I love the idea of a bunch of woodland creatures (completely unaware of what mirrors are) investing heavily—and aggressively—in mirrors and mirror-related technology.
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
This is a great one - although I never see animals worshipping the mirror.
Hux@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Squirrels (lemmings) pooling all of their nuts at the alter, lol.
Hux@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
Investor Squirrel 1: “All you have to do is gather your acorns right here, and they will instantly double in value!”
Investor Squirrel 2: “Bro’, we’re so sentient!!!”
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Or forming romantic attachments to the mirror
Wilco@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Uhmm … you never had a pet bird Im guessing?
Seeing all bird masturbate up against a mirror is just par for the course when you have bird pets. Its gonna be either a mirror, a favorite toy … or you.
ameancow@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Animals aren’t cursed with the human ability to think our way into harmful and unproductive behavior due to conscious re-interpretation of information around us. Except for occasional zoo-animals that fall in love with inanimate objects.
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Ooofff… Good call
Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org 9 hours ago
I’ve got a duck that prefers to dance in front of a chrome bumper or glass door where he can see his reflection than to go after any potential mates. Possibly he’s worshipping the mirror. Possibly he’s just really vain.
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Nothing wrong with a handsome duck taking a little self affirmation time - he knows his value, he can’t look away.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Sounds like he’s ducking handsome
Rippin_Farts_And_Or_Breaking_Hearts@lemmy.org 6 hours ago
He is actually. When he actually washes himself he’s blinding white. And when he dances he gets a little feather pompadour on the top of his head.