… not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a ‘greenbeanmachine’, lol.
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GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!