Comment on There are no accidents
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks agoIf you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.
Comment on There are no accidents
cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 weeks agoIf you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.
kboos1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.
Akrenion@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.
kboos1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.
Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.
The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.