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I’m confused. Do you mean that you’ve never accidentally farted or are you saying that we should all try to intentionally intensify our farts and own it?

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cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
If you fart intentionally when you go to the toilet (or a place of your choosing), then you won’t have as much gas left inside to have accidental farts at other times.

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- kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Interesting theory, except that if you can fart on command then you probably won’t have to worry about accidentally farting.
  
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  - Akrenion@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    This is a logical fallacy. Just because I can will it to happen does not mean I can will it not to.
    
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    kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Indeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
    
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