Comment on There are no accidents
kboos1@lemmy.world 9 hours agoIndeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
Comment on There are no accidents
kboos1@lemmy.world 9 hours agoIndeed my good person, now that we have proven that fart accidents are real, let’s go back to farting and blaming it in the dog
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Owning up to your own farts proudly is how one discovers true power.
Blaming the dog is to hide behind a falsehood, in fear of the truth.
The truth is, I farted, and it’s real nasty, and I’m real proud of it. I own this, such that none may wield it against me.