Comment on a very tasty snack

• Retail4068@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Toss it in the pan, break it up with the sparchula.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the sparchula

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ‘I vant to fleep your Spam…’

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    • Retail4068@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🤣

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  • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    thats insanity. you throw a whole spam into a frying pan and then slice/poke at it with a spatula? the pieces would be completely uneven and thus would cook unevenly. have some self respect and take the rectangle and put it on a cutting board and meticulously slice perfectly even and equal lengthwise slices with the precision and poise of a 25 year old japanese sushi shef working in a two star michelin restaurant who still hates himself for overcooking a single appetizer three years ago

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    • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Isn’t spam cooked already?

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      • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        yeah but so are hot dogs and keilbasa ya know

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    • Retail4068@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You joke but I’ll cook meals with effort like that all the time.

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      • sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        wait like a humorless self-hating asian perfectionist or by stabbing a block of spam with a spatula while its already frying

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