Never mind Jesus, we could have had Iron Man
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mirshafie@europe.pub 2 months agoI mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
That position of Jesus is still open to any Sociopathic Oligarch who wants it. Any takers? No?
Ah, they remember what happened to the last Jesus, got it.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know what’s funny, though? I think about this all the time. There’s thousands of “Jesus of our times” people, but we don’t know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because… well… they didn’t hoard money, cause… well… they’re “Jesus”
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dolly Parton.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She’s not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.