I wake up to a bright flashing of my phone.

It is 3am, damn I forget to turn my phone to silent.

I can’t resist the urge, who would text me this time of night??!?

“hey I have been thinking about you, you know I think we could work it out together. I wll spend 2026 improving myself I promise. Please baby I miss you”

“go to bed Microslop, you are drunk and you are the one that wanted the divorce” I text back frustratedly and turn my phone to silent.