Safety studies showed that seatbelts lead to a lot of inrujies to helms staff being struck by the rocks they fill the LCARs control boards with.
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matthewmercury@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Warp core engineers: we need redundancies and safeguards here, here, and here
Bridge console engineers: don’t forget the high-voltage rail and the concussive feedback blasters
Chair engineers: fuck seatbelts wooooo
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
If the inertial dampers fail, wouldn’t the seat belt just cut you in half anyway?
SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If they were going fast enough for that to happen they would be launched toward the front of the ship anyway, and we don’t see that happening.
collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
It’s obvious that the inertial dampers never fail 100%
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Bridge console engineers: … oh wow look at this guys … liquid napalm is a great electrical conductor … we should use this amazing liquid to power these consoles
CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 1 year ago
Also: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
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acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Ah yes, the flamethrowers, a key component of good console design!
MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Commander, I did a level 5 scan of the bridge turbolift controls, and I noticed there’s a couple of unnecessary and dangerous flamethrowers in there. So I thought…”
“Stop asking stupid questions. This is why you’re still an Ensign, Harry.”