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• curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Requires sufficient pressure. It is easier with warm liquid though.

  Leaving it out in the cold overnight can freeze the balloon, but take care to check how thin the walls of the frozen balloon are. The goal, IMO, would be to freeze it enough to use a launcher, but not enough to be frozen solid.

  This provides a secondary benefit of unexpected shards of piss distributed at impact.

  Please note that current testing has been with standard balloons, in -5F to 15F, in the shade, with only water. Methods may be improved with water balloons - a bit smaller, with thinner latex to ensure it breaks, but more flexible, and designed to handle being filled with liquid.

  Field testing is highly recommended.

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  • UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why are we focused in water balloons when condoms exist? Are they too resilient?

    Piss into a condom then squeeze it down into the tip until you have a happy medium between bursting pressure and throwability.

    Tie it off like a water balloon, then tie an additional knot (or double knot) a few millimeters higher. Repeat process until you have a bandolier of piss-filled condom balloons.

    You can separate them ahead of time or keep it intact depending on situation. Either way, I recommend a styrofoam cooler or other easily disposable hard-walled transport vessel.

    This method allows you to customize the caliber of ammunition as well as providing a simple method for multiple contributors.

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    • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Why are we focused in water balloons when condoms exist? Are they too resilient?

      Water balloons are designed to be broken on impact. Condoms are engineered to be resistant to breaking.

      I’d prefer the water balloon.

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      • UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Everything has a burst pressure!

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