Your comment reminds me of these lyrics from Hobo Johnson and The Lovemakers song “Sex and The City”
[Intro] Caller: “Okay so the first one, I do have to ask. Would you be able to pay the balance in full today? $691?” Frank: “No I can’t” Caller: “Okay, no problem. So what we can do is break that up into three monthly payments.”
[Verse 1] Beautiful people only live in downtown And midtown and not around where I stay Is it their brain that really matters Or their character that flatters Or dependant on their beautiful face But if you’re beautiful from birth, do you really have the courage Of a woman picked on for girth Ever since she was a kid, and you know how kids work Up until she was a full-grown adult Now I’m not saying that it’s really smooth sailing But guys, being nice doesn’t hurt And I’m not saying that they’re perfect I’m just saying that they’re different And the difference is they love to wear skirts [Chorus] Sex in the city Probably feels really really nice With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes Sex in the city Probably looks really really great with A girl that’s like a ten and a guy that’s 'bout an eight Sex in the city Sounds like it takes place on stage Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings Sex in the city Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear
[Verse 2] I have really bad back-ne It looks like the gosh-dang night sky And I promise I’m gonna get it taken care of So I’m not a baby maker looker, but maybe I am To a woman that really loves me for Who I am …Or maybe who I’m not Either way, it’s getting bothered and hot—gross! Hey missus, would you take me to a world Where nothing else exists except The contents of our soul And there we’ll talk Y’know, or Instragram DM works too (whatup!) If I look like Brad Pitt mixed with bit of Jake Gyllenhaal And a bowl of David Hasselhoff I wouldn’t be here at all I’d be in Los Angeles Or at your mom’s house eating all the sandwiches! [Chorus] Sex in the city Probably feels really really nice With hands placed on faces and twinkles in their eyes Sex in the city Probably looks really really great with A girl that’s like a ten and a guy that’s 'bout an eight Sex in the city Sounds like it takes place on stage Both moaning in key while Marvin Gaye sings Sex in the city Candles smell like great jobs and promising careers My candles smell like fear my roommates may hear… and socks
[Outro] And whatever freshening spray I use Thirty minutes beforehand While I was quickly running through my room trying to clean it Right, uh? Right, uh? I’m right, uh? You think this song’s about to end, is that what you think?
realitista@lemmus.org 22 hours ago
Yeah I’ve rejected girls before. I haven’t felt good about it. As I got older I tried to oblige as much as possible even if I wasn’t that into it. But then you have to let them down afterwards too. But generally less painful I think that way.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 20 hours ago
did you really just did type that fucking a girl who likes you for a while before you reject them makes it less painful for them? or did you mean just like chatting for a while
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
They were pretty vague about it, but I’d assume they’d just go on one or two dates instead of having sex.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I have learned some people equate dates to sex. I’ve had to make it clear that unless the chemistry is way out of control and we can’t deny it in the moment, I don’t want to get into her pants right away as it will make the natural progression of a secure relationship more difficult.