Comment on Parents... Huh...
markz@suppo.fi 6 days ago
If they thought it’s necessary to warn you, it must have been some truly awful sex
Comment on Parents... Huh...
markz@suppo.fi 6 days ago
If they thought it’s necessary to warn you, it must have been some truly awful sex
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 days ago
If I was the result of that, I’d be feeling seriously insulted.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Don’t worry, your mom gushed like Old Faithful when you were conceived. Your dad’s long-stroke game was on-point that night. You can rest easy, she was thoroughly satisfied.
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 6 days ago
It’s a shame she’s losing her marbles & can’t remember shit, or I’d confirm that with her. It’d make me feel so much better about myself.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Some things you don’t forget.
Also I’m sorry. ❤️