Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
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Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 days ago
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 3 days ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Did you win?
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 2 days ago
Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A duel with fists is still a duel
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.