Comment on Insider trading, but make it worse

• InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’d have to convince enough people that you aren’t going to shit your pants first “@fartographer@lemmy.world”

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hey y’all. It’s been a while since I’ve shit my pants. And I really think I can make it a full year this time!

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    • TehWorld@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you offer enough odds, someone would take it just to make you shit your pants and prove it. A one penny bet with $10,000 payout? Maybe you forget about it and come 2026 some idiot takes you for a wad-o-cash.

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m not 100% sure that I follow what you’re saying, but it sounds like you’re calling me an idiot who is gonna win $10,000??? This is so exciting!

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