Comment on Windows 11’s 2025 problems are getting impossible to ignore
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
This generation of software companies really seem to have abandoned all previous goals for “Let’s see how shit we can make this!”
“Sir, if we can finish our robot it could help with any household chores and even take over most of the care work for the elderly. Then in future patches we could make it waterboard the user unless they get the waterboardless premium subscription. Then we’ll increase the cost and slowly reintroduce waterboarding even for subscribers.”
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
You are now VP of product development at Microsoft. Congratulations.
P.S. Get a bullet proof vest and car.
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 hours ago
Doesn’t stop a homemade drone and a fragmentation payload. Or for that matter, a rigged car or location.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
You are now VP of product development at Alphabet. Congratulations.
P.S. Entrance details to your bunker will be sent shortly via seperate means.
lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
This guy assassinates.