Comment on Neuralink’s human trials volunteers ‘should have serious concerns,’ say medical experts

n3cr0@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• AnonStoleMyPants@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t wait to need an ad blocker in my brain.

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  • elbarto777@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should I go with NeuroFirefox or NeuroPihole?

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    • Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Neurofox and neuroblock origin

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    • Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just rip the cables off your brain, go back to monke.

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• dxc@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s a good Futurama episode! Oh wait

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• swnt@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like a black mirror episode - if it weren’t actually possible reality…

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• spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Your subscription is about to expire. Serotonin will be blocked until you renew it. Please, select automatic renewal to avoid unwanted depression or suicide. Thanks fpr choosing our services. Fuck you, pay us.”

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• Papanca@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or maybe they become little Elon copies

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