dies
God: “Timmy… Exactly how many chili dogs do you eat a day?”
Comment on Accidental rapture
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 week ago
God doesn’t care if you’re christian or not all he cares is if you ate enough chili dogs. Needless to say nobody who died before the mid 20th century went to heaven.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Possibly if you died really young.
Christianity promotes infant mortality.
Victoriathecompact@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
At the church I went to as a child, people were born sinners, thats why we had to go and evangelize them as young as possible. Babies in hell is common in non Christian counties! /s
uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
People are so messed up
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
God is Sonic the Hedgehog.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
does this mean heaven is in mobius?