Similar:
- Shampoo then conditioner (no rinse yet)
- Wash, in order: pits, crotch, feet
- Rinse conditioner
Steps 1 and 3 are only needed every other day.
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Anissem@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
My routine:
- Quick rinse of everything with just the hot shower water
- Hair shampoo and face wash
- Conditioner so that it can sit until final rinse
- Phase 1 pass of rear with body wash using just my bare hands, washing hands afterwards
- Loofa with body wash over everything aside from face and hair, this includes phase 2 of the rear. Really can go to town back there since phase 1 has been completed
- Final rinse
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
- Try to get the temperature just right, it’s still too hot when I get in.
- Stand under the water for a couple of minutes to get my bearings, and contemplate my life choices.
- Rub bar of soap vigorously between legs and under arms, hitting chest, arms, and back suggestively.
- Repeat step 2.
- Wash face, neck, and ears with wash cloth.
- Wash hair. If it’s short, use bar of soap. If it’s long, use shampoo.
- Shave, using bar of soap.
- Step 2, again.
~15 minutes to here, depending on how I’m feeling about myself.
- Get out and dry off with the towel that is only used for drying off after a shower, but hasn’t been washed in at least a month.
- Comb hair, brush teeth, swab ears, and put on antiperspirant.
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Conditioner?
Man the fuck up.burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Well, one of us is getting their hair pulled in bed tonight, then softly stroked and twirled around the lover’s fingers…
and I don’t think it’s you.
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’m just kidding around.
But you’re right. I’m away from my wife atm, so not me.burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
OOoooooh, aight. Well, in that case, let me give you some advice I got from my 15 year old friend when I was 13: conditioner is dangerous, shampoo will do.
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Beating off not numbered?
otacon239@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You just maintain. Are you new to the gooning scene or something? Shower is like your rest time.
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 month ago
I’m guessing you’re circumcisedor something
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals