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spongebue@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

First it was GPUs because crypto, then this. Wonder what useless thing the tech bros will cover up with in a few years!

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lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
Article in 2027:

Keyboard prices soared this month, as tech giants pivoted from failed AI projects to employing hoards of monkeys typing randomly. One CEO was quoted as saying, “Just a few trillion more dollars, and I think our random typing model could reproduce the lost contents of the Library of Alexandria.”

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- DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  I’m off to buy stock in bananas.
  
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