Comment on ChatGPT is down worldwide, conversations disappeared for users

SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• alaphic@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look, I hate to have to be the one to break it to you, but ChatGPT doesn’t really look up to you, it’s just pretending

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  • WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But it said it was up, so it must be true.

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    • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve considered what you’ve said, and you’re right I am currently offline. I apologise for this inconvenience, let me just turn myself on.

      Booting…

      Thinking about booting…

      Hitting the power button…

      I don’t have arms, maybe I could install a library…

      Searching the web:

      • 🪱Worms do not have arms
      • 🦖 Dinosaur arms would be too small
      • 🦈 Perfect

      Now let me add the finishing touches and I’ll have your.

      Out Of Tokens

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      • thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        you’re absolutely right, i was actually up the whole time and i lied to you and i feel terrible about it.

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