All I wanted was a slow painful death.
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teft@piefed.social 13 hours ago
Looks like those assisted suicide pods. I can imagine a mixup during a sitcom leading to shenanigans.
masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Deestan@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Heyyyy! Who switched the labels on the pods?
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Now who’s going to clean up Gene?
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And explain it to his family?
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Rob, can you show up to Gene’s wedding pretending to be him while we figure this out?
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Weekend at Gene’s
DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I Dream Of Geney
AmidFuror@fedia.io 11 hours ago
Just put Gene in the washing pod right next door.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Gene Gene Death Machine