Comment on Infosys co-founder once again calls for longer than 70-hour weeks - and no, he's not joking

Rhyfel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Zier@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That's because they taste extremely bitter and putrid. I suggest we just eject them into space towards the sun, and make them pay for it.

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  • addie@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The amount of fuel required to launch them into the sun is more than is required to eject the from the solar system completely, it’s not very efficient.

    Although putrid, they remain a valuable source of protein and nutrients. As a more carbon-efficient alternative, I suggest tying some waste stone around their feet and chucking them into the sea. Something in the depths will eat them.

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    • Zier@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      We could use them as feed for hungry wild animals. I just don't want to be accused of poisoning wildlife.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you gotta drain all the blood out of a carcass before you eat it

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