Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I watched a Rome podcast and he kept insisting that liking girls was gay.
thelivefive@startrek.website 13 hours ago
Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 hour ago
Steve Hughes, is that you?
thelivefive@startrek.website 6 minutes ago
I’ll check his stuff out lol
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Those buns do sound awful straight…
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Everyone knows that there is nothing gayer than a vagina.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
God, that sounds really homosexual.