Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I am constantly praying to god, and I've never been in a plane crash. Checkmate atheists!

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah if you account for all the wank sessions you were broadcasting to your creator, the reason you’re still alive is either proof of there not being a god, or a very perverted one.

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You
      Have
      Wank
      Hastily

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I say “jesus christ” about a lot of things. Does that count as praying?

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Since it has the same effect, it might as well.

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• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I occasionally pray to aliens and I’ve never been in any kind of crash

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• FanciestPants@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have never prayed to Sam Jackson and I’ve only been on one plane that I saw a snake on.

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