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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Do it on a Wednesday … after taco Tuesday.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I'm afraid the back pressure will pop my rectum.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Use a propane tank and a series of valves to contain the high pressure gas … also do it outside away from people … and have 911 on speed dial.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        There's got to be a way you can fart into a low pressure vessel and compress it like they do with LNG or helium.

        Or maybe some kind of fart sucking system.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Funnel.

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