Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
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daggermoon@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I wanna be a housebottom.
toynbee@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
arrow74@lemmy.zip 21 hours ago
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
toynbee@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
My current house only has a crawl space.
I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I’d rather reside in your walls.
toynbee@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Nice! But you’re welcome, I’m pretty lonely.
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Turn off the lights, sit on the floor and, light four candles around you. Then close your eyes and I’ll be with you always ;)
Rooty@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
It’s all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 20 hours ago
That’s supposed to be a problem?
Rooty@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
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daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
That just sounds like abuse.