It’s an amusing premise, but I think of you actually pay attention to the arc of his life and evening e said by the people who understand him (Mary Trump’s book is perhaps the best on this), it doesn’t bear out.

By all evidence, Trump doesn’t really experience romantic attraction, and his sexual appetites have always been primarily for power and attention. He doesn’t really like getting sweaty. During the years he was a famous lothario, he widely faked this image despite having an enormous fear of STIs, especially HIV.

He does seem to enjoy bodies, but almost always through the thrill of conquest: he likes taking something he considers a prize.

Does he secretly long for cock? Has he suppressed urges under social pressure? Almost certainly not. He’s always revelled in being sexually deviant, and thrilled in violating social norms. It’s highly likely that he’s gotten sexual service from men or femboys, because that fits the profile. But suck a dick? No. Never.

Not because it’s gay, but because it’s giving. This is a guy who has almost certainly never given oral service to anyone, man or woman.