Comment on Brushing teeth before going to the dentist has the same motivator as shaving pubes before going to the gynecologist: If someone's going to be looking inside there, you want it to look nice.

• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Last time I put an owl pellet and two toes up there you should have seen their expression!

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  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Two of your own toes or owl toes?

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just some random toes I had laying around.

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      • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Economical. I won’t ask about the provenance or origin of said toes as it’s none of my concern.

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