Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.

Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you only put condiments on the top, they’re gone after the first few bites and then it’s just plain dog for the rest. Why do people take pictures like this when you have to put them on the bun?

  source

  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    How are you eating your hot dogs thay condiments like the picture would not last every bite?

    source

    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Guys is it gay to eat hot dogs?

      source

      • socsa@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is it a boy hotdog or a girl hotdog?

        source
      • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Not with that attitude.

        source
    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Don’t worry–the way I do it, it still looks like felatio.

      source
  • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You just jam the whole column in your mouth and bite. Do you eat sandwiches top down too? Complain that you had to eat through bread and lettuce to get to the meat?

    source

    • Anomnomnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Wait… do you put bread on the outside… both sides?

      source

      • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes but you have to put the bread on top and bottom not just on the sides like some people do because then everything falls out

        source
    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Do you eat sandwiches vertically? And if so, do you have some sort of vertical mouth? And if so, are you Leela’s dad?

      source

      • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You’re eating hot dogs vertically starting with eating all the condiments and then working your way down

        source

        • -> View More Comments
  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I need an illustration or something

    source

    • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      1000036591

      source

      • Steve@startrek.website ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thanks, I hate it.

        source
      • workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You monster!

        source