Poor human. Those corkscrews are not to be fucked with.
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SARGE@startrek.website 3 weeks agogo fuck a duck
Poor duck…
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ducks are used to it, female ducks developed curled vaginal canals to deter forceful reproduction but male ducks simply evolved corkscrewed dicks so now ducks never reproduce without inflicting great agony.
Zink@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Auto correct.
They meant to say suck a fuck, not fuck a duck.
wewbull@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I’m assuming the duck’s on top