Poor human. Those corkscrews are not to be fucked with.
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SARGE@startrek.website 5 days agogo fuck a duck
Poor duck…
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 days ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ducks are used to it, female ducks developed curled vaginal canals to deter forceful reproduction but male ducks simply evolved corkscrewed dicks so now ducks never reproduce without inflicting great agony.
Zink@programming.dev 4 days ago
Auto correct.
They meant to say suck a fuck, not fuck a duck.
wewbull@feddit.uk 5 days ago
I’m assuming the duck’s on top