Poor human. Those corkscrews are not to be fucked with.
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SARGE@startrek.website 1 month agogo fuck a duck
Poor duck…
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ducks are used to it, female ducks developed curled vaginal canals to deter forceful reproduction but male ducks simply evolved corkscrewed dicks so now ducks never reproduce without inflicting great agony.
Zink@programming.dev 1 month ago
Auto correct.
They meant to say suck a fuck, not fuck a duck.
wewbull@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I’m assuming the duck’s on top