Comment on Who was your first childhood videogame crush?

HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  FF10 is like a personality test for sexuality:

  Lulu - goth dommy mommy

  Yuna - good conservative religious girls

  Rikku - young and playful girls

  Tidus - fuckboys

  Wakka - athletic twinks

  Auron - yes daddy

  Kimahri - 😻

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  • HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And the answer to that test is “all of the above”

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    • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ah. a true connoisseur I see.

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  • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    seymour - yes i have daddy issues sue me

    seymour flux - i can fix him

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  • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    maybe but I can explain why lulu is top in one word. cleavage!

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ifrit - You have at least two Bad Dragons on display in your living room
    Shiva - You want to be stepped on
    Seymour - You made your therapist cry, and took it as a win
    Dona - You’re constantly chasing women who want nothing to do with you
    Barthello - You want a dude who can bench press you
    Isaaru - Quiet bookish guys Cid - You like watching your partner work on their car a little too much

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Shiva - You want to be stepped on

      Funnily enough (though this may be what you’re referring to) in FFXIV instead of shattering the ice by snapping her fingers, she steps on the head of one of the frozen players.

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