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Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.

  Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.

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  • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.

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• ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is ancient furry porn, isn’t it?

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  • Machinist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh. I’m not sure how far back furries go.

    If not, it’s certainly proto furry porn. Pretty sure it predates the formulation of Rule 34.

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