Well these days, I’d rather be ice around Saturn. The view must be amazing
All these memes about wanting to die: You could have been a chunk of ice orbiting Saturn, but you lucked into the single greatest thing the universe has to offer, sentient life.
psoul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How do we know sentience is the greatest? It could be peaceful just orbiting.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You wouldn’t know your alive though or even exist. You would just be.
justsquigglez@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Sounds like heaven to me, most of my troubles come from knowing what my situation is and how powerless I am.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well now hold on…sometimes NOT knowing how bad you’re fucked is even worse!
For example…
tackles Squigglez to the ground, handcuffs them to the wall, and puts a hood over their face
See? Now you’re fucked, but the hood over your face makes it so you can’t see what I’m preparing, or how fucked you are!
Maybe I’m about to give you a ham dinner, or mabe I’m going to steal your kidneys. Who’s to say?
chainsaw revving
Now hold still…this is only going to hurt a lot.
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Death is the option here. 🤷🏻♂️