Comment on $1,000 richer

robocall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.

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• Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.

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  • Chivera@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re offering holes? Where’s the line

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    • Imadethis@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.

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